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| "Hey, Roomie...?!" |
The exhibit was the constant looping of all the crazy New Yorkers looking for their own affordable little slice of Heaven... I remember the exhibit - it was the answering machine on a small coffee table inside a plaster boarded rectangle with the same dimensions as what was advertised...
"Ha-Ha" We Angelenos all laughed at those silly New Yorkers - how funny their desperation was.... Out in California: we have an overabundance of space, sunshine and false humility. Those poor New Yorkers all desperately clumped together like so many lobsters in a pot of boiling water - desperately trying to crawl over each other's dead carcasses to get out.
Last month, I was cast in a play that heads to New York - great play, great cast, great theater - a summer in Manhattan while my wife and kids spend their sun-laced days in upstate New York - couldn't be better.... right?
Wrong.
In the last two weeks, I have made 63,458 phone calls, emails, and website visits in the hopes of finding a decent space that isn't much bigger than an Art exhibit. Check out this great spot on AirBnB:
$90 bucks for this blow up mattress in the kitchen....Sweet, right?!?!? This was not what Frank Sinatra had in mind when he sang, "NY, NY"....
I tried to contact the lady renting it to ask her, "What the hell are you thinking?!" But, unfortunately, someone beat me to the punch and the place was already rented. $90 dollars for a air mattress in a kitchen.... Start Spreading the News... I can almost hear Frank Sinatra warming up, right, now....
Alan Aymie is an award-winning playwright, actor & performer. He can currently be seen in the critically-acclaimed, "A Child Left Behind". This summer he will be found on various NY street corners singing for loose change from his cardboard box.
